SUMM.: A humor fic. Both Barney and the Teletubbies vie for Vegeta and young Trunks' soul.
VEGGIE'S PURPLE FRIEND
"Vegeta, are you watching that show again?" teased Bulma.
"Bah. You're the one who wanted me to spend quality time with my son. What's better than watching an educational show with him."
"But Barney?" Bulma asked in doubt.
"Yes, Barney. Now leave me alone woman."
Bulma rolled her eyes. "Sure, I've got better things to do anyway."
Trunks sighed forlornly as he watched his last hope walk out the door. He resignedly turned his eyes back to the tv. Vegeta started to get excited. "Boy, it's starting! Sing along!! I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAP- Boy, why aren't you singing?!"
"I- ah- don't wan't to."
"WHAT?! Why not?! Don't you love Barney?!!"
"But he's your friend!"
Trunks felt rebellion swell up in him. He stood up and stamped his foot. "No! He's your friend! I'm not the one who wears Barney underwear 3 sizes too small!"
Vegeta gritted his teeth. "Boy,